Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Uncle Sam Wants YOU (to kill people)!

Travel the world, see exotic lands, experience new cultures, meet interesting people and kill them!

What happened to the old days of posters of Uncle Sam? Now you see these adds on TV for the military and they show like video game simulated battle scenes.

I can just imagine some nut job that sits in his mom's basement playing the latest WWII game when he decides to take a TV break only to see an add for the US Army. "Wow, dude, that is like one kick ass video game."

Because as we all know, joystick skills translate easily to real machine guns and rifles. They may need to start a draft, because by the looks of their marketing, the Army is scaping the bottom of the barrel. Maybe some scenes from beautiful tropical Iraq would intrest those in need of a vacation?

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