Breaking news; Bush just announced that the United States is in a recession! Holy shit! Really? Just were did Bush get that idea? Bush has been saying for the last 2 years that our economy was in a slight "down turn." Slight down turn? So where has Bush been for the last 3 years?

Oh, OK, he was reading books to school children. Reminds me of something that happened a few years back. By the way, notice the position of his book. More breaking news; President Bush is illiterate!

Hi, how are you?

I'm sure that everybody hears this statement at least once if not several times a day, "how are you?". How are you!?! I wonder how many people actually want to know how the person that they are asking is really doing. I mean, do they really want to know about the person's problem with irritable bowel syndrome? Or about the person's daughter that is a crack whore? I would like to try an experiment. The next time someone asks me how I'm doing I am going to answer them honestly. Example, "How are you today Amani?", "Oh, not to good Bob, I ate some bad Mexican food last night and I have horrible gas and explosive diarrhea." I want to know how many people that ask me how I am doing honestly want to know. I encourage all of you to do the same. Come on folks, we all know that we could stand a little more honesty in the world. Let's not lie anymore when people ask how we are doing.