Breaking news; Bush just announced that the United States is in a recession! Holy shit! Really? Just were did Bush get that idea? Bush has been saying for the last 2 years that our economy was in a slight "down turn." Slight down turn? So where has Bush been for the last 3 years?

Oh, OK, he was reading books to school children. Reminds me of something that happened a few years back. By the way, notice the position of his book. More breaking news; President Bush is illiterate!