Wacko Postings

Why don't my blog entries look the way that I type them? Could somebody please tell me. I have tried to edit some of them because the line spacing is all wacko. Speaking of "wacko." I am so sick of the damn tabloids messing with Michael Jackson and calling him Wacko Jacko. I mean, give it a freakin break already. I hate that name anyway, "Wacko Jacko." The freakin pretentious British gave him that nick name. How do some of these "reporters" think they would handle things if every damned step they took was scrutenized by thousands of people. Maybe they should try living through what Michael Jackson has and see if they aren't a little "off." Leave the dude alone. Probably the same punk reporters that are writing about all of his weird activities are the same punks that begged their mommies to buy them the red leather jackets with all the zippers in it back in the 80's (man those were sweet). I mean we all loved Michael back in the day, now that we are all "grown up" we want to slam the dude. Freakin reporters anyway.

Super F'ing Mario Bros.

I found a great site called virtualnes.com. This is not a good thing. I was so excited when I found it. This site has every single game that NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) ever put out! I have been stuck on Super Mario Bros. for a while now. I have to admit something once and for all... I have never beat Super Mario Bros. with out a cheat in my life! There, I got it off my chest, I feel so much better now. Really, I suck at video games. I feel like I am right back where I was when I was 12 trying like hell to beat that damned game. I am stuck at level 8-3. I just can't get past it. I don't want a cheat, I just want to beat it one time on my own. Then I think I can stop playing it, and move on to another game. There aren't very many games that I have beat without a cheat. I think I beat Kung-Fu. Umm... that's about it. I am not a big "gamer." I have a PS2, but I just haven't really gotten into video games like I was when I had an NES. So for all you folks that grew up playing on the NES, this is your website. But be warned, you may find yourself spending more time than is healthy for a 30+ year old person to spend on video games.

Uncle Sam Wants YOU (to kill people)!

Travel the world, see exotic lands, experience new cultures, meet interesting people and kill them!

What happened to the old days of posters of Uncle Sam? Now you see these adds on TV for the military and they show like video game simulated battle scenes.

I can just imagine some nut job that sits in his mom's basement playing the latest WWII game when he decides to take a TV break only to see an add for the US Army. "Wow, dude, that is like one kick ass video game."

Because as we all know, joystick skills translate easily to real machine guns and rifles. They may need to start a draft, because by the looks of their marketing, the Army is scaping the bottom of the barrel. Maybe some scenes from beautiful tropical Iraq would intrest those in need of a vacation?

There is a new drug on the market to help people suffering from Restless Leg Syndrom (RLS). The drugs name is Requip, or ropinirole. I first heard about this drug on a TV commercial. I couldn't believe what I heard.

Of course the drug had all of the same types of side effects that most other drugs have; you know, nausea, dizziness, fainting, sweating, pretty "normal" side effects for most prescription medication. But here is where it gets weird (this is straight from the Requip website):

Some patients taking ropinirole have shown urges to behave in a way unusual for them. Examples of this are an unusual urge to gamble or increased sexual urges and/or behaviors. If you or your family notices that you are developing any unusual behaviors, talk to your doctor.
Hallucinations (unreal sounds, visions, or sensations) have been reported in patients taking Requip. These were uncommon in patients taking Requip for RLS. The risk is greater in patients with Parkinson’s disease who are elderly, taking Requip with L-dopa, or taking higher doses of Requip than recommended for RLS.

WTF? That's all I have to say (ok, you know better than that by now, I guess that's not all I have to say). I mean, what is RLS? RLS is a disease, again from the Requip website:

RLS is a neurological movement condition characterized by a strong, compelling urge to move the legs, often accompanied by leg twitching and uncomfortable, sometimes painful, sensations in the legs.

Is RLS bad enought that people would end up sex crazed maniacs, shooting craps in a back alley with a couple of hookers and a 40 of malt liquor? Let's take a look at that scene:

Not pretty! So, you've been warned. I think I'd live with some sleepless nights rather than a life of the above!

What is the world coming to? I think I have asked that in one of my previous posts. Ok, so I heard from one of my good friends (hi Amy!) that they shot a cougar in Chicago. http://http//www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351337,00.html What? I have heard stories of wolves, and other predators moving into the cities, but a freakin mountain lion? I have a theory. Yes, I have a theory. So over the last 30+ years we have all been hearing more stories about wild animals coming into the cities around the US. And, over the last 30+ more and more folks have been trying to "save" the environment, and trying to help out the populations of these animals all over the country. Coincidence? I think not! The more cougars and shit there are, the more are going to move into the city. So the next time you are strolling in your nice safe neighborhood in the city and you get mauled by a freakin grizzly bear, blame the damn hippies. There is another theory that as the cities and suburbia grow it is forcing the wildlife to adapt to living in these urban environments and also being forced into the cities to scavenge for food because their natural habitats are being taken up by subdivisions and strip malls (oh, and Chili's). This theory should not be trusted because it was devised by hippies who only want to save nature so they have more room to grow marihuana. This devil weed was found growing in West Virginia. Save the environment my ass! Hippies won't be happy until your baby is smoking weed and then getting eaten by a damn wild boar.

The Horror that is THE HUNGER WALK

So I was hanging out at my house today and I saw a bunch of people walking by all wearing white shirts. I figured they must be walking to raise money for some good cause. So Lily (my daughter) and I waved and said good morning to all of the folks that passed by. That's when it happened. I saw what their shirts said; and I was appalled. The Hunger Walk? What has our world come to? I mean, these people actually support hunger? Apparently these folks are walking to raise money for the Republican Party. That's the only thing I can think of that makes any sense. Because as we all know, whenever a Republican gets elected more people go hungry. Is hunger something we should support? Is Dick DeVos or even Dick Cheney things we should support (notice both of their names start with "DICK")? Only dicks think hunger is good. Do you think hunger is good? Let's see what hunger is: