I'm sure that everybody hears this statement at least once if not several times a day, "how are you?". How are you!?! I wonder how many people actually want to know how the person that they are asking is really doing. I mean, do they really want to know about the person's problem with irritable bowel syndrome? Or about the person's daughter that is a crack whore? I would like to try an experiment. The next time someone asks me how I'm doing I am going to answer them honestly. Example, "How are you today Amani?", "Oh, not to good Bob, I ate some bad Mexican food last night and I have horrible gas and explosive diarrhea." I want to know how many people that ask me how I am doing honestly want to know. I encourage all of you to do the same. Come on folks, we all know that we could stand a little more honesty in the world. Let's not lie anymore when people ask how we are doing.
2 comments:
Oh Rich...your response should actually be "well Mo farted on my pillow and now i've got pink eye. thanks for asking..." Hahahahah...
I think that your honesty would be better if you made that strange moaning noise that you do so well. Add to the moaning a nice "I gotta go" with a little "brrrrrrp" fart as your funning (farting + running, I just made it up) away.
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